Pet Peeves

1. YOU my friend are not the president...

So when you are getting ready to check in to the hotel of your choice, PLEASE do not think it is funny to say "So you got me in the presidential suite" no you dumb idiot, you are in the room you paid for, so DEAL. 

2. Ok, its rough times everywhere in the economy, (tip) CHECK THE SMALL PRINT WHEN MAKING A RESERVATION....

Like it or not, we hotel/casinos are struggling businesses too. We run the exact same way other businesses do. We have employees to pay, supplies to buy, and we have to have money to give away sometimes when you gambling fools win.... therefore since we too are a business, we need some sort of revenue to pay for the tv you watch, the shuttle you use, the phone calls you make, the gym you work out in, the pool you enjoy swimmin gin (or not, its your choice) HENCE the RESORT/SERVICE FEES.... NEWS FLASH.. 98% of Las Vegas has one, some are more blunt about it than others.

3. As you are waiting in line to check in (and there is a sign in 98% of the lobbys that say "please have photo ID and Credit Card ready") PLEASE when you get to the Front Desk, KNOW who the reservation was made under, HAVE your credit card and ID/Passport ready (valid id or passport, no a voters registration, or a work permit will not work, you see there is alcohol and  gambling done, we need to see that you are LEGAL, and LEGAL of age). By having these things ready it can make the check in process go by a lot faster.

4. PLEASE have money on your card. ALL of the Hotels in Las Vegas require a deposit, sometimes its 100.00 per stay, others can be 100.00 per NIGHT. So PLEASE (especially if youre traveling from across the country or world) have 100.00 on you. And DONT use the excuse "i dont have money" then what the hell are you doing in Las Vegas? We wont have sympathy for you.

5. After you check in, please dont hangout in front of our counter... We dont want to hear about where your meeting to see what show.... go to your room we just gave you and talk about that shit. Be courteous, remember that line you were waiting in? Ya, there are still people waiting.

6. DONT CUT THE LINE.
 Trust me, people will yell at you from the line, as well as the clerks will ask you what your doing and get your ass to the back of the line. ITS RUDE. Wait your turn, if its an emergency call 911.

7. Please, OH please... if you dont speak english, HAVE A TRANSLATING DICTIONARY!! we dont speak Japanese, Chinese, Spanish, French... truthfully we only really speak English. Now truth be told you maybe lucky, and score a clerk at a hotel that speaks your language, but for those of us who dont speak it, please have a translating dictionary handy. 

8.After you get to room, and you see that you have 2 queens instead of 1 king or you wanted 2 queens and got a king, or for some reason your room doesnt have a plasma screen, or a good view... REMEMBER.. We sell out of rooms, cant promise anything get over it. And if you are seriously mad about not having a plasma or a view, MAYBE you need to re-evaluate your life. A view of the strip IS NOT a big deal, take that shuttle we offer, and go SEE the strip, and a plasma, are you really going to be sitting in your room all weekend watching tv? I didnt think so.

9. Once you get to your room and discover you either got or didnt get what you wanted, and youre getting ready for a night on the town... PLEASE do ALL OF THE ABOVE...DRESS FOR THE WEATHER. it is not "cool" to wear less than a shirt outside when the wind is blowing and its raining. DRESS FOR YOUR SIZE. Wearing a dress, jeans, or even a top that is too small NEVER flatters ANYONE, and it also make you look stupid. So wear your size. WEAR HEELS YOU CAN WALK IN. DO NOT, i repeat, DO NOT wear heels that are too high for you, YOU LOOK LIKE  A FOOL, and we will make fun of you as you walk in the lobby.





10. After you are done fist pumping at TAO, PLEASE dont walk in the hotel and YELL at the clerks... We dont think you are cool because you are a drunken mess, and you are falling all over the place, in fact you like like a douche bag jersey shore wannabe.

Welcome

This blog is to tell everyone what NOT to do when checking in to a Hotel.
Yes, I know those monkeys behind the desk dont seem like they know anything, when in actuality they are making fun of you with your immature attitudes, skanky outfits, and drunken rages... but after all, they just pick your rooms. So read on and you will get some VERY helpful hints on how to avoid some really embarrassing mishaps in the land of Las Vegas.

Thank You.